Gypsy Woman

An old friend of mine has psychic abilities. I don't believe in much in those types of things, but she really does. She has the track record to prove it. Let me give you an example.

For the past three months, this friend of mine has been asking me the same question each time we talk. "So, are you pregnant?" So, I did what any newly expectant mother would do, and knowingly lied to her for the past two and a half months.

I'm not superstitious, but one thing I am not going to mess around with is my unborn child's fate. I felt as though the first trimester is too much of a grey area to openly announce the little bun in the oven. So, I lied. I continually told her, nope, nope, nope, without any wavering. Then, finally, I admitted to this psychic freak that I had been lying to her for quite a while.

And of course, she knew it.

Well, here's the truth. I can see the future too. What I see is this dear friend of mine starting her own human pregnancy test business. "Don't bother peeing on a stick, just ask Gina the psychic." I believe she can branch off to other areas as well. There is a great fortune to be made out there for her. Lord knows she can start with my grandmother.

I just hope next time I see her, she isn't dressed like the gypsy woman that she is!