Friday, July 22, 2011

Extreme Weight Loss

I may have a million dollar diet plan. Last Thursday, I looked like this...
Yup, chubby. Now, what you can't see from this photo is that my ankles were those of a 200 pound woman, I was missing my achilles tendon in each foot, my thighs touched, and my feet had no bones. That all changed overnight, literally. Before noon on Friday, I looked like this...
The secret? All you have to do is endure a little bit of discomfort...
And  push until something the size of a large sack of flour rips through an M&M sized hole...
 



Even more amazingly than the instantaneous weight loss, you get a beautiful little baby...
Dominick made for quite the surprise, arriving three weeks early. I'm not sure if it was he who was ready, my body that was ready, or the fact that I went for a run and was shooting baskets last Thursday that knocked him down the birth canal. Either way, we are beyond ecstatic that he is here. I can't get enough of him and to get an extra three weeks of life out of him was well worth the very painless delivery process. No lie, painless. Epidurals work wonders! 

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