Unknown Family

Talking to a friend, I was hit was some very interesting information. Interesting may not be the best word for it. Surprising. Shocking. Slightly disgusting. Those are probably more appropriate for this particular situation.

This dude, we will call him, Chad, shared something he probably should keep locked in that deep, dark closet with the skeletons people so rarely talk about. Chad, from what I learned, did not have a great fairy tale like childhood. Never knew his dad, and his mom was in and out of his world, much like the stories of Lebron James and Ricky Bobby.

However, good ole Chad wasn't going to sit by and let his father get away with not knowing his annoying self. So, at about the age of 22 Chad decided to hunt down his father. With the internet and all of modern technology, tracking him down was a cinch.

Lucky for Chad, his father welcomed him with opened arms. For the entire summer of his 22nd year, Chad spent it getting to know his father and his father's family. This is when an unfortunate discovery happened for Chad. 

He was at a family picnic, meeting aunts, uncles, cousins, and pets he'd never met before. Then, his father, so politely, introduced him to his cousin Michelle. Turns out, Chad was quite familiar with his cousin Michelle. Familiar with her beyond her name and face. Beyond her clothes actually, as Chad and Michelle had shared some uncousinly nights together. Yup, slept with his cousin. 

Chad shared his relief, though, that it wasn't one of his two sisters that he had never known or met previously to hunting his father down. I guess this incestual son of a baby-ditcher is right: kissing cousins is better than sultry siblings!