I do a number of different "moves," so to say. Some are done stand up while using weights, while others have me laying on the ground using weights. Before I go any further, I'd like to tell you about our little friend, Roxy, that is staying with us for a bit.
She is a mini wiener dog. In comparison to Shea, she eats minuscule amounts of food. However, due to the change in his living situation, or so I have diagnosed, Roxy didn't feel like eating today. Her bowl sit out all day unscathed. This evening, as a last resort, I gave Roxy a few different food helpings that I thought she would like. I fed her some corn, some noodles out of my soup, and some mini dog treats. Relieved that she had finally eaten something, I didn't quite think about the result that comes anytime any living, breathing thing ingests food. It's got to come out at some point.I was reminded of this awful fact of life when I layed down to begin the floor part of my ab workout. As I was doing the sit-ups, I noticed a small black spot on the rug. It looked like plastic and I wondered what it could be. When I finished my set, I picked it up out of curiosity. As soon as I felt it in my fingers, I knew it wasn't plastic. It was a nice, black, little terd. Perfectly the size to come out of something about, say, Roxy's size. With my little discovery, I took a break from my workout to clean up and sanitize the rug. Always a pleasurable activity.
Meanwhile, my angel boy, Shea, was resting peacefully in the glow of our newly acquired Christmas tree.

No comments:
Post a Comment