Saturday, November 27, 2010

Sit-Up Surprise

Being the freak that I am, I decided I needed to get a good ab workout in this evening. I started around 10:30 pm. Not my normal time for this, but better late than never I guess.

I do a number of different "moves," so to say. Some are done stand up while using weights, while others have me laying on the ground using weights. Before I go any further, I'd like to tell you about our little friend, Roxy, that is staying with us for a bit.

She is a mini wiener dog. In comparison to Shea, she eats minuscule amounts of food. However, due to the change in his living situation, or so I have diagnosed, Roxy didn't feel like eating today. Her bowl sit out all day unscathed. This evening, as a last resort, I gave Roxy a few different food helpings that I thought she would like. I fed her some corn, some noodles out of my soup, and some mini dog treats. Relieved that she had finally eaten something, I didn't quite think about the result that comes anytime any living, breathing thing ingests food. It's got to come out at some point.

I was reminded of this awful fact of life when I layed down to begin the floor part of my ab workout. As I was doing the sit-ups, I noticed a small black spot on the rug. It looked like plastic and I wondered what it could be. When I finished my set, I picked it up out of curiosity. As soon as I felt it in my fingers, I knew it wasn't plastic. It was a nice, black, little terd. Perfectly the size to come out of something about,  say, Roxy's size. With my little discovery, I took a break from my workout to clean up and sanitize the rug. Always a pleasurable activity.

Meanwhile, my angel boy, Shea, was resting peacefully in the glow of our newly acquired Christmas tree.

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